Collin Scangarella is a liar.

Collin Scangarella is a liar. He says he met the man in the bunny mask but this claim reeks of deceptive omission. To understand why Collin Scangarella is a liar you must understand who this man in the bunny mask was. The man in the bunny mask was a man on a mission. He'd sneak up behind your everyday and crush your soul. He'd do this in order to mend your spirit. A Santa Claus who's gift to modern man was sanity. But the man in the bunny mask was not a jolly fat man from the North Pole. The man in the bunny mask was a madman. Hence the bunny mask. And his trick was that he'd discovered the secret of the universe. Hence the madness.

Armed with his secret, the man in the bunny mask sought to fix us. Silently, beautifully, worming his way through our psyche, he'd poke pinholes in the veil shielding us from the truth so that we might glimpse at truth eclipsing lies; so that we might see this without it burning our eyes.

Collin Scangarella saw this and demanded that the man in the bunny mask surrender the secret that allowed him to fix what is broken in man. But the man in the bunny mask would not divulge his secret. "One cannot know the secret without sharing in its madness. Such madness is contagious... One carrier is dangerous enough!" the man in the bunny mask would plead. But Collin Scangarella was not satisfied with these reasoned ravings of a madman. He hungered for the secret and, realizing that the man in the bunny mask would die before infecting another with his madness, he cleaved open the head of the man in the bunny mask and picked apart its twisted synapses, searching for the secret of the universe.

So you see, the truth is that Collin Scangarella killed the man in the bunny mask. And this album is the record of his dastardly autopsy.

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